Dear S*ny,

Thank you so much for releasing the P$3 this Christmas Season. You have no idea how happy I am that you've made such a quality product. I understand it totally blows the P$2 out of the water. Cordless controllers? As anyone who's puppy has unplugged controllers in the middle of an intense gun fight knows, this is genius. The fact that it will continue to play P$2 and P$1 games? Well, who doesn't love something new that doesn't make their old stuff look obsolete? Bloo R*y Disc? At under $1000, Yee Haw! But what I really love is when my husband decided he wanted one of your fine products, he knew he needed to approach the subject sensitively. Thanks to a great marketing campaign on your part, I was ready for him. So this Christmas, I have to thank you for my own gift, which I needed no more than he needs the P$3, but was longing for with every "fiber" of my being: Look at the gorgeous turnings! Look at the beautiful walnut finish!
Check out the wonders of Double Drive! Know what it is yet?

Its my brand, spanking, new, uber gorgeous Kromski Symphony! I've only had a chance to do a little bit of spinning on it so far, but its wonderful! If anyone is interested in purchasing a Kromski, I have to give Sharon Tree a great big shout out. She gave me some free goodies and free shipping as well as great service. NAYY, but I would definitely recommend checking her out for a Kromski purchase.

(All misspellings are on purpose in an effort to avoid being Googled to death by those looking for the above mentioned, highly poplular electronics product.)