The Universally Flattering, One Size Fits All, Crocheted Star Flower Thingy!
I know what you're saying - there's nothing that's universally flattering to every size and shape of person and One Size Fits All? No such thing. Doesn't happen, no way, no how.
But now, for the first time ever, there is a universally flattering, one size fits all garment - the Crocheted Star Flower Thingy!
It's the perfect After-Walkies-Wrap for snuggling in while you rest your tired paws!
It's also perfect for walking away in when you realize once and for all that your human is out of her mind and while the dog might be dumb enough to wear things she's made, you have better things to do - like wash your tummy again.
See? It's perfect for any occasion! At the moment, it's got 27 star flower thingys and it's about 36 inches or so long by about 9 inches wide (haven't actually measured it, just a guesstimate). For those of you who might care, I'm still on the second ball of yarn.