I am Maximus! I am ruler of all I survey, and also the rest of the house which I can't survey right now because there are walls in the way.
Do not disappoint me or you will hear my wrath. Also, leave the closet door open, that place is great - who knew those shoe things and pants things had so many STRINGS! Ahem, I mean, as ruler I shall not be denied access to the closet anymore, and also the pantry shall be mine.
Anyway, you would not believe the state of things when I arrived here. The people were in charge
and the tiny marshmallow of a dog was completely out of control. Obviously there was a lot to do to whip this place into shape. I have pounced upon that which needs pouncing, disciplined those who needed discipline, and fortified my defenses under the bed with all necessary equipment that I requisitioned from around the house (Mom took the cashmere sweater back from me, I will thwart her and her cashmere later, when she's not looking). It's been a lot of work, but things are starting to look better around here but I can tell it's going to take years to get things exactly as I desire. I shall be back to update you on my progress but now I have to go sign for the truckload of Fancy Feast that I ordered on the Internet.